Random Monday Ramblings

Here are some things that are running through my mind today. It helps to put it in writing to remind myself just how psychotic I really am- that it isn't just in my head!

Why can't the clothes make it into the basket? They lay there 1 foot away from the basket, but no one but me can see that all would be better if they were actually IN the basket.

The dog just stands there and stares and stares and stares at me. WHat do you want, dog? I've given you a treat, put food in your bowl, let you outside- WHAT NOW??!!!


What sick, twisted mind would desire to go out into this horrid cold weather and run- from nothing... just run????

A dishwasher would solve all my problems. All of them. Every single one!

I love the idea of eating fruit, just not the practice. I buy oranges and they sit on my counter, uneaten. I love their smell, their color- I just can't bring myself to eat them.

Why on EARTH did I buy a California King bed??? I can NEVER find sheets on sale for it, and a discounted comforter is just out of the question!

I dreamed I was going to Disneyland last night. I woke up in my Cal-King bed with the harsh reality that I wasn't at a Disney resort, and I was going to have to do dishes today.

I woke up this morning with great hair, though. It's seldom I wake up and hardly have to do a thing to my hair! At least I will look fabulous while I do dishes without a dishwasher while being stared down by my freaky dog, while not going to Disney Land, while picking up stray laundry before getting on the treadmill to run away from nothing!

Happy Monday!