Who thought it was a good idea to put water in a glass globe and said- Hey! Let's sell these to people regardless of their clumsiness quotient for decorations in their home?
And why did someone who shall not be named purchase one of these said globes, knowing full well their clumsiness quotient far exceeds the national average?
And why did this person ignore that little thought in the back of her mind every year at Christmas time when she would get out said snow globe- (did I mention it is a very large snow globe?) that told her "someday you are going to drop this and regret it"?
And why did this person have to finally prove that little thought right today, shattering glass all over the table, dripping glittery water all over the floor, getting tiny bits of glass in her hands?
What? You think it was me? Why would you think that??? (ouch! This glass in my hands really hurts when I type!)
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1 week ago
2 comments:
I am a bit of a snow globe collector myself. Once I was moving and I had a box full of them... it was dropped... not a pretty sight.
So sorry about the snow globe! I didn't even bother to pull mine out this year. I just know that Jackson would destroy them.
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